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Rippin' Bogeys sombrero logo Rippin' Bogeys®

Who We Are…

From the Mountains
to the Fairway

Started by a couple friends in the Pacific Northwest. Bald guys who needed hats. One year in, still resisting slow play.

01Bogey Breaker hat

It Started With Two Bald Heads

Every brand has an origin story. Ours is sunburn. A couple friends in the Pacific Northwest, more forehead than hairline, needed hats that could survive PNW drizzle and a 5-hour muni round without losing their sense of humor.

Nothing on the rack felt like the golf we actually play — the kind with mulligans, cart snacks, and the occasional ball off a house. So we made our own.

"We aim to bring quality products to low quality golfers."
02Smokin' Sombrero hoodie, on the course

The Sombrero Means Something

The Smokin' Sombrero isn't just a logo — it's a pact. Keep a good pace. Smile while you play. And don't get bummed out when the scorecard turns ugly, because there are worse spots you could be than a golf course.

Above average golf apparel for the below average golfer: 3D embroidery, quick-dry sweatbands, water-repellent shells, 100% recycled poly — engineering your swing will never deserve, at prices it will.

03Splatter hoodie from the first drop

Year One, In the Books

Twelve months, fourteen pieces of gear, and one very recognizable mustache later, Rippin' Bogeys just celebrated its first birthday — a real "Happy 1st Birthday!" banner and everything.

Year two? More drops, more crews in sombreros, and the same rule as day one: free shipping over $60 and no bad vibes at any price.

"Support our brand, rep our stuff on the course, smile while you play, keep a good pace, and don't get bummed out if you're playing poorly, because there are worse spots you could be. Grab the crew and start Rippin' Bogeys!"
— The founders, verbatim, from day one

House Rules

What We Stand For

Resist Slow Play

Ready golf, always. Play fast, laugh faster. Six-hour rounds are the only true hazard on the course.

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No Bad Vibes

Triple bogey? There are worse spots you could be. Smile while you play — the scorecard forgets, the crew remembers.

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Quality for the Unqualified

Quality products for low quality golfers. Premium materials, honest prices, zero judgment about your handicap.

Join the Crew

Grab the Crew and Start Rippin' Bogeys!

Fourteen pieces of gear. One sombrero. Free shipping over $60. Your foursome has never been this coordinated or this average.

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Happy 1st Birthday Rippin' Bogeys artwork from the live site