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Rippin' Bogeys sombrero logo Rippin' Bogeys®

Born in the Pacific Northwest · Year One

Resist
Slow Play,
No Bad Vibes.

Above average golf apparel for the below average golfer. Hats, tees, polos & hoodies built for use on and off the course.

Free shipping over $60 100% recycled poly hats PNW born & worn

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Who We Are…

Quality Products for Low Quality Golfers

"We aim to bring quality products to low quality golfers."

"Support our brand, rep our stuff on the course, smile while you play, keep a good pace, and don't get bummed out if you're playing poorly, because there are worse spots you could be. Grab the crew and start RIPPIN' BOGEYS!"

Started by a couple friends in the Pacific Northwest — bald guys who needed hats — and one year later, the crew's still rippin'.

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Year of Rippin'
Happy 1st Birthday — verified
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Pieces of Gear
Live catalog, Aug 2026
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Free-Ship Threshold
On every order over $60
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Recycled Poly Hats
Bogey Breaker spec sheet

An Honest Comparison

Why Rippin' Bogeys

Rippin' Bogeys®
Stuffy Golf Brands
Judges your scorecard
Never. We aim it at low quality golfers — proudly.
Constantly, silently
Pace-of-play policy
Resist Slow Play — it's literally the tagline
A strongly worded plaque
Vibe requirement
No Bad Vibes. Smile while you play.
Collared shirt, tucked in
Free shipping
Over $60 — one hat + one tee away
"Sign up for our credit card"
Headwear engineering
3D embroidery, quick-dry, 100% recycled poly
A logo and a prayer

Word on the Fairway

Compliments Roll In

Bogey Breaker hat on course
★★★★★

"Best part of my double bogey"

Snapback fits my giant bald head perfectly, and the quick-dry band survived a 94° muni round. Got two compliments and zero pars.

Derek M. — Portland, OR
OG Smokin' Sombrero tee in mint
★★★★★

"The sombrero starts conversations"

Wore the OG tee to a scramble and the whole foursome asked where it came from. Soft enough to sleep in. I did.

Casey T. — Spokane, WA
Splatter hoodie
★★★★★

"PNW-proof hoodie"

Played 18 in classic Washington drizzle. Hoodie held up, vibes held up, score did not. As advertised.

Jordan R. — Tacoma, WA

Illustrative reviews for concept purposes — real reviews collected via Judge.me post-launch.

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From the Crew

Dark hoodie on the course Splatter sweatshirt Hoodie back print Sweatshirt front

Imagery from the Rippin' Bogeys catalog — live UGC feed populated post-launch.

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