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New Drop Bogey Breaker Hat in Black — front

Hats · Built for Bald Guys & Everyone Else

Bogey Breaker Hat- Black

★★★★★ 3 reviews (illustrative)
$35
One hat. One round. Zero bad vibes.

Round Up the Crew — Pick Your Pack

$25 to the pin — free shipping at $60

Free shipping over $60 — the Twosome gets you on the green.
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30-day No Bad Vibes returns — hate it? Send it back, we'll still be friends.
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Designed by actual bogey golfers in the Pacific Northwest.
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100% recycled polyester — good for the planet, no help for your slice.
Snapback3D EmbroideryWater RepellentMid-ProfileSlightly Curved BillLaser Etched HolesQuick Dry Sweatband100% Recycled Polyester
Details

The hat that breaks bogeys (results not guaranteed — vibes are). Spec sheet, verbatim from the source:

  • Snapback
  • 3D Embroidery
  • Water Repellent
  • Mid-Profile
  • Slightly Curved Bill
  • Laser Etched Holes
  • Quick Dry Sweatband
  • 100% Recycled Polyester
Shipping

Free shipping on orders over $60 — that's one Twosome pack, or a hat plus basically anything. Under $60, standard rates apply at checkout. Orders ship from the Pacific Northwest, where the hats are already used to rain.

No Bad Vibes Returns

30 days, no interrogation. If the hat doesn't make you at least 7% happier on the course, send it back and we'll still be friends. Wrong size? We'll swap it faster than you can triple-putt.

Word on the Fairway

What the Crew Says

Bogey Breaker hat, alternate angle
✓ Verified vibe
★★★★★

"Survived 36 in the drizzle"

Water repellent isn't marketing — played Chambers Bay in sideways mist and the 3D embroidery still looks brand new. Bald head: fully protected.

Mike H. — Gig Harbor, WA
Bogey Breaker hat in teal
✓ Verified vibe
★★★★★

"Bought the black, back for the teal"

Quick-dry sweatband is the real MVP in August. Snapback fits everyone in my foursome, which is how we ended up ordering four more.

Tony V. — Bend, OR
GOAT Caddie hat
✓ Verified vibe
★★★★☆

"Didn't break a single bogey"

Shot 98. Hat gets 5 stars, I get 4. Mid-profile fit is dialed and the laser-etched holes kept my head cool while my round fell apart.

Sam K. — Boise, ID

Illustrative reviews for concept purposes — real reviews collected via Judge.me post-launch.

Complete the Fit

Goes Great With a Bogey